WASHINGTON, D.C. — After news broke that President-elect Donald Trump had successfully brokered a ceasefire agreement between Israel and Hamas, outgoing President Joe Biden spoke with the media to take credit for developing dementia so Kamala Harris would take his place on the ticket and lose in a landslide to Trump so Hamas would release its hostages.

The bill would prevent anyone born after June 30, 2004 from purchasing tobacco products in the state, including via online or phone purchases. Indiana is likely to be one of several states considering similar bans this year.

The post Generational Tobacco Ban Proposed in Indiana appeared first on halfwheel.

LOS ANGELES, CA — In what many are already calling a modern-day miracle, the city of Los Angeles was saved after Meghan Markle arrived in the city and began standing around wearing a cap.

John Fetterman is a doofus, but a lot of the time doofuses can be quite hilarious. For instance, check out Fetterman's response after a reporter asks him why he's going to go visit Trump at Mar-a-Lago in the near future:

Nope, this isn't The Babylon Bee.