LOS ANGELES, CA — In what many are already calling a modern-day miracle, the city of Los Angeles was saved after Meghan Markle arrived in the city and began standing around wearing a cap.

John Fetterman is a doofus, but a lot of the time doofuses can be quite hilarious. For instance, check out Fetterman's response after a reporter asks him why he's going to go visit Trump at Mar-a-Lago in the near future:

Nope, this isn't The Babylon Bee.

PALM BEACH, FL — It was a joyous day at Mar-a-Lago today, as the entire staff of the famed resort property exploded into celebration and party preparation when an overjoyed President-elect Donald Trump ran out to greet his prodigal son, Mark Zuckerberg.

PALO ALTO, CA — Social media users rejoiced today as in an initiative to fight back against censorship, the guy who said Facebook was not suppressing free speech announced that Facebook would stop suppressing free speech.