Oh look, the Hamas-controlled Government Media Office (GMO) has been overstating deaths of women and children in Gaza. Who would've thought?!?!

After 10 whole days of fluffy, overweight Princeton students refusing to eat to protest Israel, they have finally called it quits and introduced "rotary hunger strikes."

Wondering how does this species survive in the wild.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/BlUxXYuNfm

— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) May 9, 2024

San Francisco just stepped into the world BEYOND parody.

I can't tell whether to be ecstatic about this observation hive or to just sit here and shake in my boots. Like, what amount of honey do I get from this? Because I definitely have a quota to hit if I'm putting this bad boy in my living room.