WASHINGTON, D.C. — With allegations of money laundering in Minnesota and other states growing by the day, Republican lawmakers in Washington have vowed to uncover all Somali fraud in Minnesota and then do nothing about it except to fundraise for future elections.

U.S. — One young student athlete's years of hard work were finally set to pay off, as a college football player prepared to achieve his lifelong dream of playing in the Duke's Mayo Bowl brought to you by Duke's Mayo.

This isn't to make fun of the ladies.

Remember when the whole banking system almost crashed when Bill Clinton's sub-prime mortgage disaster caught up to us in 2008?