SALT LAKE CITY, UT — Officials from the Federal Bureau of Investigation held a congratulatory press conference on Friday to notify the public that the agency had successfully apprehended the man suspected of murdering conservative activist Charlie Kirk after the shooter turned himself in.

BLOOMINGTON, IL — Neighbors were impressed by local man Marcus Hardwick, who took the time to pass on generational knowledge to his son about how to change your car's oil yourself, so it will take longer and cost more.

Michael and Helen Green, of the UK, took a family vacation to Toronto, Canada, as a family of three, but came back as a family of four after Helen gave birth following a "cryptic pregnancy."

As of last week, it's likely illegal for a Texas retailer to promote an upcoming cigar dinner by posting a picture of food on its social media. Furthermore, it's probably now illegal for Texas retailers to post pictures of Guy Fieri in an effort to sell Knuckle Sandwich Cigars.

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If you’ve ever swooned over baseball cards or Pokémon packs and thought, “Where are the Octavia Butler rookie cards?!”, McSweeney’s has heard you.

Now, they’re back with Series 3 of the Author Trading Cards is here to fulfill that absurdly specific yet deeply charming desire. 

Novel Lovers, Time to Build Your Collection

Each pack includes 15 beautifully illustrated cards featuring author portraits, quirky trivia, bios, and fun publishing stats, all printed on high-quality cardstock.

So yes, your favorite sci-fi or horror author can finally take their place in your wallet like the literary all-star they are (minus the chewing gum, sorry). 

Athletes, comic characters, even mythical creatures, everyone’s got trading cards except authors.

These cards say, “Yes, your favorite writer belongs in the pantheon of collectibles.”

We love the author stats, showcasing publishing numbers, awards, and other accolades.

After all, why should pro athletes get all the attention?

Each pack comes with beautifully illustrated portraits and “stats.”

Sure, Stephen King probably can’t outrun that linebacker, but can your quarterback write Carrie in a trailer on a typewriter while eating nothing but mac and cheese? Didn’t think so.

The McSweeney’s cards are $20 for a pack, and can be ordered on their website.

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